Spiders, Spiders, Spiders layout for a Wide Shallow, No Porch

Photorealistic evening photograph of a single-story brick ranch house on a wide shallow, no porch, 75 ft of street frontage with a 18 ft front setback, photographed from the street directly in front of the house, far enough back that the entire wide facade and the driveway are both in frame, camera height 5.5 ft. The yard is decorated in a spiders, spiders, spiders theme. One enormous spider and then a great many smaller ones, with webbing strung between everything that will hold it. The cheapest Halloween theme to scale up, because webbing costs almost nothing and covers an entire yard. Decorations, in position: 1. The star: a huge black spider crouched on the lawn with eight bent legs spanning six feet, a fat glossy body and two red glowing eyes, 3.5 ft tall. Centered on the front door, 8 ft out. Without a porch to anchor to, this piece is the only thing telling people where the entrance is. 2. Sidekick, left: two big hairy spiders, one green and one purple, legs lit along their length and red eyes, posed mid stride across the grass, 1.3 ft tall. Left of the door, 10 to 12 ft out from the centerpiece. Push these further apart than feels right. A wide facade eats the gap. 3. Sidekick, right: six black hairy spiders at three sizes with red eyes, legs bent to grip a rail and a step, the biggest as wide as a dinner plate. Do not put these on the lawn. The legs bend, so they belong on things people pass within a foot of: the rail, the step edge, the mailbox, the door frame, the underside of the porch light. Three sizes in the box, so graduate them, biggest nearest the door and smallest furthest out, as though they came from somewhere. Never space them evenly and never in a line. Two together and one apart reads as infestation; six at equal intervals reads as bunting. They are flocked fabric on wire, so they will take a shower and will not take six weeks of rain. Bring them in after Halloween or write them off as a $16 annual. 4. Walk and bed edge lights: a line of short stakes throwing cold purple light up the edges of a walkway, no cords between them, 1.3 ft tall. Along the short connector from the driveway to the door, then following the front bed. The walk is stubby here, so borrow the bed line to make the run long enough to matter. 5. Roofline: 2 of them, a dense run of small orange bulbs following a roofline, warm and slightly sickly rather than festive, 0.2 ft tall. The full run, gutter line and both gable rakes. This is the single biggest thing you can do to a wide flat house, and it is the one people skip because it means getting the ladder out. 6. Past the driveway: a metal garden arch over a front path at night, dressed down both sides so it reads as a gap in something rather than as a frame, people walking through it, 7.3 ft tall. Straddle the walk with it so people go through the web rather than look at it. Stretch the webbing thin and anchor it at a few points across the opening, pulling it out into strands rather than draping it as a sheet: a sheet of web reads as a bedsheet, and thin strands catch the light and move. Leave the middle of the opening genuinely clear at head height, because people will walk through this in the dark in costume. Buy an extra pack of web for it; one pack does the arch or the shrubs, not both. Put a spider on it, high on one shoulder rather than centered. Shot at dusk with the sky still faintly blue, every lit decoration switched on and brighter than anything else in the frame, warm light spilling onto the lawn. Palette: #1C1A22, #6B2D5B, #E8E4DC, #B03030. Nothing floats; every piece sits on the ground at the stated distance. Scale reference: the front door is 80 inches tall.