Cryptid Crossing layout for a Wide Shallow, No Porch

Photorealistic evening photograph of a single-story brick ranch house on a wide shallow, no porch, 75 ft of street frontage with a 18 ft front setback, photographed from the street directly in front of the house, far enough back that the entire wide facade and the driveway are both in frame, camera height 5.5 ft. The yard is decorated in a cryptid crossing theme. Roadside warning signs, glowing eyes in the shrubs and something large standing at the edge of the light. Less gore than most Halloween themes and quite a lot more unsettling, which makes it the one that works on a quiet street. Decorations, in position: 1. The star: a tall flat matte black ape shaped figure standing at the back of a lawn mid stride, arms hanging long, lit from behind so only the outline shows, 6.3 ft tall. As far back as the yard allows, half behind a shrub or the corner of the house, turned about 20 degrees off the street. Put the spotlight on the ground behind or beside it and never in front: lit from the front it is painted plywood, lit from behind it is a shape you are not sure about. 2. Sidekick, left: two yellow diamond road signs on posts, each with a black creature silhouette on it, planted at the edge of the lawn, 2.4 ft tall. One sign, at the front edge of the lawn on the side people approach from, facing the road like real signage. It stands about knee high, so it has to be close enough to the sidewalk to read. Set back on the grass it is just a shape. 3. Sidekick, right: rubber bats in five sizes hung at different heights off a porch edge and a shrub, the big ones low and the small ones high, 0.8 ft tall. Elastic loops, so they hang off what is already there: a porch edge, a fence rail, a low branch. Hang the big ones low where somebody walks past them and the small ones high. All twenty-four in one place reads as a trash bag caught in a tree. 4. Walk and bed edge lights: a line of short stake lights glowing softly along the edge of a walkway, no cords running between them, 1.3 ft tall. Along the short connector from the driveway to the door, then following the front bed. The walk is stubby here, so borrow the bed line to make the run long enough to matter. 5. Roofline: 2 of them, a dense run of small orange bulbs following a roofline, warm and slightly sickly rather than festive, 0.2 ft tall. The full run, gutter line and both gable rakes. This is the single biggest thing you can do to a wide flat house, and it is the one people skip because it means getting the ladder out. Shot at dusk with the sky still faintly blue, every lit decoration switched on and brighter than anything else in the frame, warm light spilling onto the lawn. Palette: #3E4A38, #8A6A3A, #D6C24A, #1F241C. Nothing floats; every piece sits on the ground at the stated distance. Scale reference: the front door is 80 inches tall.