Cryptid Crossing layout for a Narrow Shallow with Porch

Photorealistic evening photograph of a one-and-a-half story craftsman bungalow house on a narrow shallow with porch, 40 ft of street frontage with a 15 ft front setback, photographed from the public sidewalk straight up the front walk, so the covered porch and the full width of the small front yard fill the frame, camera height 5.5 ft. The yard is decorated in a cryptid crossing theme. Roadside warning signs, glowing eyes in the shrubs and something large standing at the edge of the light. Less gore than most Halloween themes and quite a lot more unsettling, which makes it the one that works on a quiet street. Decorations, in position: 1. The star: a tall flat matte black ape shaped figure standing at the back of a lawn mid stride, arms hanging long, lit from behind so only the outline shows, 6.3 ft tall. As far back as the yard allows, half behind a shrub or the corner of the house, turned about 20 degrees off the street. Put the spotlight on the ground behind or beside it and never in front: lit from the front it is painted plywood, lit from behind it is a shape you are not sure about. 2. Sidekick, left: two yellow diamond road signs on posts, each with a black creature silhouette on it, planted at the edge of the lawn, 2.4 ft tall. One sign, at the front edge of the lawn on the side people approach from, facing the road like real signage. It stands about knee high, so it has to be close enough to the sidewalk to read. Set back on the grass it is just a shape. 3. Sidekick, right: rubber bats in five sizes hung at different heights off a porch edge and a shrub, the big ones low and the small ones high, 0.8 ft tall. Elastic loops, so they hang off what is already there: a porch edge, a fence rail, a low branch. Hang the big ones low where somebody walks past them and the small ones high. All twenty-four in one place reads as a trash bag caught in a tree. 4. Path and porch edge lights: a line of short stake lights glowing softly along the edge of a walkway, no cords running between them, 1.3 ft tall. Both sides of the short walk, then carry the line along the front of the porch. On a yard this size the lighting is doing most of the work. 5. Porch and roofline: a dense run of small orange bulbs following a roofline, warm and slightly sickly rather than festive, 0.2 ft tall. Outline the porch roof first, then the main roofline above it. Two stacked lines of light is the entire trick on a shallow yard. Shot at dusk with the sky still faintly blue, every lit decoration switched on and brighter than anything else in the frame, warm light spilling onto the lawn. Palette: #3E4A38, #8A6A3A, #D6C24A, #1F241C. Nothing floats; every piece sits on the ground at the stated distance. Scale reference: the front door is 80 inches tall.