Cryptid Crossing layout for a L-Shaped with Projecting Garage

Photorealistic evening photograph of a two-story suburban with an attached front-facing garage house on a l-shaped with projecting garage, 62 ft of street frontage with a 26 ft front setback, photographed from the street at a slight angle toward the entry side, so the forward-projecting garage and the recessed front door alcove are both visible, camera height 5.5 ft. The yard is decorated in a cryptid crossing theme. Roadside warning signs, glowing eyes in the shrubs and something large standing at the edge of the light. Less gore than most Halloween themes and quite a lot more unsettling, which makes it the one that works on a quiet street. Decorations, in position: 1. The star: a tall flat matte black ape shaped figure standing at the back of a lawn mid stride, arms hanging long, lit from behind so only the outline shows, 6.3 ft tall. As far back as the yard allows, half behind a shrub or the corner of the house, turned about 20 degrees off the street. Put the spotlight on the ground behind or beside it and never in front: lit from the front it is painted plywood, lit from behind it is a shape you are not sure about. This one works just as well mirrored to the other side of the walk, so if a tree, a slope or the way you come and go says the far side is better, swap it and swap its partner with it. What matters is that it is beside the path and not standing in it. 2. Sidekick, left: two yellow diamond road signs on posts, each with a black creature silhouette on it, planted at the edge of the lawn, 2.4 ft tall. One sign, at the front edge of the lawn on the side people approach from, facing the road like real signage. It stands about knee high, so it has to be close enough to the sidewalk to read. Set back on the grass it is just a shape. 3. Sidekick, right: rubber bats in five sizes hung at different heights off a porch edge and a shrub, the big ones low and the small ones high, 0.8 ft tall. Elastic loops, so they hang off what is already there: a porch edge, a fence rail, a low branch. Hang the big ones low where somebody walks past them and the small ones high. All twenty-four in one place reads as a trash bag caught in a tree. 4. Walk and alcove lights: 2 of them, a line of short stake lights glowing softly along the edge of a walkway, no cords running between them, 1.3 ft tall. Both sides of the walk, then turn the corner and run along the base of the garage wall. That turn is what stops the alcove from going black. 5. Roofline, both planes: 2 of them, a dense run of small orange bulbs following a roofline, warm and slightly sickly rather than festive, 0.2 ft tall. Main roofline and the garage roofline, which sit at different depths. Lighting only the back one makes the garage look like a shadow stuck to the front of your house. Shot at dusk with the sky still faintly blue, every lit decoration switched on and brighter than anything else in the frame, warm light spilling onto the lawn. Palette: #3E4A38, #8A6A3A, #D6C24A, #1F241C. Nothing floats; every piece sits on the ground at the stated distance. Scale reference: the front door is 80 inches tall.