Do it yourself Free
One weekend, a sheet of plywood and some string lights. Costs almost nothing and still stops traffic.
| Spot | What to get | How big | How many | Cost |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| A |
Plywood Tombstones
Build it
The star. Lean them. A stone standing straight looks like a sign; a stone tipped four or five degrees looks like the ground moved under it. Vary the angle and vary the depth they sit at. Group them unevenly, with two close together and one apart. Cemeteries are laid out in rows and then two hundred years happen to them, and it is the two hundred years you are building. This one works just as well mirrored to the other side of the walk, so if a tree, a slope or the way you come and go says the far side is better, swap it and swap its partner with it. What matters is that it is beside the path and not standing in it.
|
2' H | 1 | $28 |
| B |
Lighted Graveyard Fence, 8 panels (opens in a new tab)
Amazon
8 pieces
Sidekick, left. Eight panels, and the run matters more than the count. Set it along the front of the plot rather than around it, so people read a boundary they are looking over instead of a box. Leave one panel out. A continuous fence says the place is maintained.
|
11" H | 1 | $53.99 |
| C |
17 in. Weathered Tombstones, 5 pack (opens in a new tab)
Amazon
5 pieces
Sidekick, right. Five at 17 in., which is small, and small is right here: these are the stones further back that give the plot depth. Put them BEHIND the big ones and slightly off to one side. Do not line them up with the tall stones. Two sizes at two distances is what makes a lawn look like it goes back further than it does.
|
1' 5" H | 1 | $23.99 |
| D |
Purple Solar Path Stakes, 10 pack (opens in a new tab)
Amazon
10 pieces
The step lights. Both sides of the steps all the way up, then along the top of each retaining wall. Lighting the wall edges is what makes the tiers visible after dark, and it also stops guests from walking off one.
|
1' 3" H | 2 | $55.98 |
| E |
Orange Incandescent Mini Lights, 300 count (opens in a new tab)
Amazon
300 pieces
Roofline and porch. Gutter line and porch. Remember the house already sits above eye level, so the roofline is further up than the ladder you used last year.
|
2" H | 2 | $51.98 |
2 things need an outlet, about 2.2 amps all together. That all fits on one 15 amp circuit, you are fine. Outdoor GFCI outlets only, and leave a drip loop in the cord at every plug so rain runs off instead of in.
You will also need
The cord is the part everybody forgets, and stores run out of them at the peak of every season. Outdoor rated only, and plugged into a GFCI outlet.
- 1× 25 ft Outdoor Extension Cord, 16 gauge (opens in a new tab) 2 plug-in pieces across 1 spot $16.98
- 1× Outdoor Timer with Photocell (opens in a new tab) Switches the whole display on and off on its own $14.98
About $31.96 of hardware, on top of the $213.94 of decorations. Buy it once and it comes back out every year.